At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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