Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Randomize
