Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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