No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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