he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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