I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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