Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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