I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
