i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
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