I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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