Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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