are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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