Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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