all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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