Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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