What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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