Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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