Porn is love you can see.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
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