i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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