Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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