NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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