Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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