Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I wish i was in the wii world.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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