its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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