We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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