im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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