glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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