my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
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