I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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