I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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