I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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