i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
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