I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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