i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
You have to summon your inner elephant
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
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