I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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