what if I'm pregnant?
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so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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