Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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