I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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