i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
It's blow job season.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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