She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
third nipple confirmed
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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