Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
