so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
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