it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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