Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
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