This is not my ceiling
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
People in love make me want to vomit
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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