I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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