I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
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