jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
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