"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Randomize
