Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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