Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(810): View more from Michigan

I can only date guys with blackberrys

(810): View more from Michigan

I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.

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(812): View more from Indiana

At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.

(1-812): View more from Indiana

Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).

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(503): View more from Oregon

I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.

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(516): View more from New York

Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you

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(937): View more from Ohio

as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.

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(949): View more from California

Just try and act like you're sober

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I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots

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