if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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