the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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