dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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