Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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