I want to stick my p in your. b.
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
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