playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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