Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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