You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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